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Swift Response to Terror

Posted by RichardThePirate at 05:01 PM on December 29, 2009

Here were some of the actual remarks the President almost made the first three hours after the Christmas airline terror incident:


PO: Hi. thank you all for being here. i know we are interrupting your day on the beach, just as I had to give up my 35th day of playing golf because some joker almost caused a man made incident on a plane earlier today. 


Ummm. Uhhh. thank you. I want to give a shout out to my friends who went to the hospital with their kid because she stepped on a seashell. And those things can be really pointy. Ummm. uhhh. ummm. and leave marks. fortunately, we had word from the doctors and the specialists we flew in from california that she will be just fine. A little bruising and it did not break the skin. ummm. uhhh. duh. ummm. Michelle and the whole family and I are having a good time, but again, we want to stress that we could have had a better time if none of this airline thing, yadda yadda yadda, ummmm, uhhh, doh, had occurred.


some people are confused about the timeline of events. the men we pressed Bush to release from guantanamo had received art therapy in saudi Arabia before I took office, so again, ummm, uhhh, I am not responsible for their, for their, ummm decision to promote more man made incidents, like this attack from the pantyhose bomber.


As homeland scrutiny director napolitano said earlier that they system worked. We had all the intelligence we needed on this guy, but an ally, the Dutch, who were friends of George Bush, failed to stop the man from boarding the plane, so ummm uhh I can't really be held accountable. my administration has taken drastic action to stop these kinds of attacks. i have promoted art therapy in a dozen countries, and i have interrupted at least 5 golf games to speak to you people.


ummmm uhhhh, duh doh, ummm, i almost forgot to say hello to the representative from hawaii who will be running again in a few months and we are holding a fundraiser tomorrow night at the Wakahini wahinai hilton. it's $1200 a plate and i know the tuna is really good so don't miss that.... Ummm. uhhh. ummm. duh...duh ummm. So to summarize, the slaughter of innocent people was avoided and we did our jobs effectively and George bush didn't, and that's why i am here. I have been working hard on the change you can believe in, and so you must believe things have changed. ummmm.


And napolitano just said the system failed so that proves that what we said just a few minutes earlier is a good indication of how flexible we are to change, especially when confronted with facts. And so i want to thank the TSA, and homeland security for keeping us safe. Oh, and that Dutch guy will not be prosecuted by Barbara Boxer as I have asked her not to hold hearings on why he left his seat and burned his hands grabbing the other man's crotch that was on fire. So, in summary.


I did a great job. thank me for the holiday season. ummm. everyone is good and the kid is not cut on the seashell. now Ill rejoin my golf buddies before it gets too late to continue. have a great holiday and new year and know that my administration is focused like a razor on keeping all Americans and yemeni bombers safe.


thank you.

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Reply RichardThePirate
03:43 PM on January 19, 2010
The other thing that LUKE and his imbecile liberal friends don't seem to get is that most EVERY defense contractor and industrial plant that produces those "military components" for defense and warfare ALSO produce all those wonderful mainstays and luxuries of American life, like housewares, appliances, and industrial production equipment. Military industrial production is only ONE facet of most businesses. A separate division. If Boeing did not produce military contracts it could barely afford to produce commercial airliners you idiot Luke. And so forth with hundreds of other products you LOVE and USE. So before you trash every manufacturer here and abroad, understand something very important. You would not eat, wear clothes, have a house or drive anywhere without that "complex" you so despise genius. I notice you have not responded. Maybe if you go the library and take out a book on finding the keys on the keyboard, and sentence composition, instead of making rhetorical stabs you could come up with a paragraph or two explaining your position if not defending it. PS The US still spends far less on defense than most countries by percentage of GDP and we police the world ding dong. Ask the Haitiains how much they "hate" our military today doofus.
Reply Anthony Hager
09:23 AM on January 16, 2010
So, we should target the "military/industrial complex"? Do you always speak in talking points, LukeNC? And the left has the gall to call us "mind-numbed robots". LOL!!!
Reply RichardThePirate
07:05 AM on January 08, 2010
Part 2 - The complex you see as a problem keeps that insanity from coming here. It is the cake and eat it syndrome. If the fools overseas can?t have their hatred spread here they are not happy. We won?t have it. It has taken this nation a long time to come to grips with its own internal problems and racism and we will not have more of it.

The drug war as terrorism is just another free market outgrowth of the problems endemic overseas. The powerful governments over there want MONEY. The drug trade supplies it. Anything illegal here, is overlooked there and it fills their national coffers, supplies bribes, pays officials (who are the nepotistic and acknowledged heirs usually) of the regimes. When we send food to Botswana, most of it is converted to cash to fill accounts and support a lavish lifestyle of ogres. Of ruthless, hate filled war mongers.

You are getting a taste of it here now. When terrorism landed in the US to stay, you finally have a taste of what the world has always known and lived with. Children still get on buses to go to school in Israel. Girls still walk barren paths in Kenya to find water, and babies are born to parents in China who suffocate girls in favor of boys. The parents over there just never know if that is their child?s last day alive. If a bomber and knife or gun will kill them. For the most part we don?t have to think like that in the US, although it is coming.

Drug lords are taking out their vengeance on us for actually trying to defend our people against the insidious drug addictions. And so on.

The problem is not our military. Or the industry supporting it. Or our paying tax dollars to defend ourselves against this world. They problem is your myopic view and willingness to ignore what is truth. Many over there want us dead, not for what we did, but for who we are. And until that changes, we need to do what we need to do. We have that right. And no tea partier, no patriot will sacrifice that right to defend ourselves to expediency or mindless babble.

You are right in one respect. We need to double our national efforts. When Al Qaeda takes us seriously and we wipe out their ability to harm us, that will be one less group of lunatics bent on destroying us around to harm us. Our freedom will be more secure.

If the people of other lands want their freedom, they will have to fight for it. Don?t blame us that the former Soviet nations and others are so willing to supply communists, and radicals around the world to kill each other. In many ways, the US is the policeman. We may not want to be, but there it is.

You live in rose colored glass land. Stop ascribing to others those lofty ideals you take for granted. They don?t have them. The average people not engaged in battle overseas are in survival mode. They won?t survive long without a strong US. The very people you hope to help are murdered when we are weak. It is time for peace through strength. We stop genocide by hunting down the maniacs who commit it and putting them to death. And with their death others may live who are gentle souls.

It is time the sheep and lambs had our protection. Any day you would like to debate someone in a real forum, I am ready. I can quote you chapter and verse of the world and its woes. And the root causes. And it is not US. Stop blaming the messenger and the police. Start understanding your enemy. And join the good fight for freedom everywhere.
Reply RichardThePirate
07:04 AM on January 08, 2010
Part 1 - Here is the answer and you won?t like it. Liberals like yourself are not interested in the facts, the truth nor do they understand the world. They conduct a psychological tactic known as transference. They imprint on other cultures, ethnicities, language groups and various identified peoples around the globe the same ideals, ethics and attitudes as well as literacy and education that most everyone in the United States enjoys, including us dumb, obviously narrow minded conservatives.

We, Luke, are realists. I work internationally developing business for 30 years. I have been exposed to every culture and most every country in one way or another. Let me explain the positive, wonderful military industrial complex you seem to think is a problem and not an asset.

Think of the US as a destination. Everyone, even if they won?t admit it, wants to be here. Why? Simple. For all our issues and problems we have over 3,000 languages represented and every ethnic group on earth, every tribe, every enclave is represented here to some degree. We are the world. We are also something else. We are the only place that fully recognizes your desires. If you want to pray, not pray, wear what you want, act how you want, be silly, be introspective, be productive, be lazy, be whoever and whatever you want to be. We place no law or limit on your personal freedom, until now anyway. There are ethical standards and American cultural mores we follow. Sometimes they conflict with newer cultures adopted but overall the social contract in this country evolved like no other.

Why all this gobbledygook? Again. Simple. Luke and liberals view the world as some homogenous reflection of us. We are all the same. We want the same things. etc. etc. Not true. Your assumption about the world is only partially correct. While the huddled masses yearn to be free, they are not. They never have been. Even among the world?s great republics and democracies they became more socialistic and controlling (where we are headed and what makes us unique is that we are NOT socialist, not yet), and over the years the world cultures, all of them, have evolved towards dictatorship, outright, overt and covert.

The world is full of petty countries run by small groups of very powerful hoodlums. They want our money, our power, our prestige, our weapons, our control and they can?t understand at all why we have it in the first place.

Again simple. When we the world come together and decide together how it will work we create the US, as a dream. We work, play, learn, celebrate and do it all together. we are Americans. An American is not an ethnic group, a language, a single identifiable culture. It drives others crazy with rage and envy and hatred.

Each country has an attitude that their leaders, in Africa, Asia, and elsewhere, are in power. Permanent unalterable power. They lust for it. Here you gain power through effort. There you inherit it entirely. There you own people, like slaves almost, and in some cases exactly as slaves. You own them, and they do what you tell them to do. Freedom is in short supply.

Now, take your perspective that the military industrial complex is wrong, unnecessary and evil. You are a moron. It is correct, right and very necessary. Without it this world would devolve into a series of genocidal wars that make the current spate seem like a staged slap fight Sponge Bob and Patrick would have over a chocolate bar. For decades now we have held most of that evil at bay through might. We have toppled dictatorships and tried, really tried to move other cultures along our lines of development. The problem is their inherent hatreds and motivations. Shiite hates Sunni, Tamil hates Sri Lankan, Serbs hate Bosnians, pick a place and find two or three groups, Tutsi and Hutu, and the list goes on forever.

In the US all those groups can sit in the same stadium, loathe each other and still light a candle to freedom. In their home nations they rape, murder, pillage and destroy.
Reply lukeNC
08:08 PM on January 07, 2010
When will the charlotte tea party get start to question the Warfare state? The military / industrial complex inhales around $1 trillion per YEAR in taxpayer funds. I'd rather see you guys question the system instead of the tired liberal attacks. Or how about the War on Some Drugs? These are big time problems.

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